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Tired Old Ass Soak Bath Salts

Tired Old Ass Soak Mineral Bath Salts, for the Overworked and Underappreciated

Tired Old Ass Soak Bath Salts

Tired Old Ass Soak Mineral Bath Salts, for the Overworked and Underappreciated

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A blend of mineral bath salts high in iron and 100% pure essential oils of rosemary, eucalyptus, and vetiver, among others, Tired Old Ass Soak perks you up again in a way that is no joke. If you're too pressed for time to take a bath, it also works wonders as a footbath. Biodegradable, planet friendly, and 100% natural, these mineral bath salts are a perfect gift for all the tired old bodies you know. 13.5 oz. jar.

  • 100% natural mineral bath salts
  • Mineral bath contains essential oils of rosemary, eucalyptus, vetiver
  • Tired Old Ass bath salts make the perfect gift

This revitalizing mineral bath treats exhaustion and washes away the years of abuse you've put yourself through—just soak and sigh. Find more rejuvenating—fun—products that invigorate both the body and spirit at The Vermont Country Store.

Tired Old Ass Soak Bath Salts

Safety Warnings

Discontinue use if irritation develops. For external use only.


Contains a Blend of Epsom Salts Especially High in Iron and Trace
Minerals and 100% Pure Essential Oils of Rosemary,
Eucalyptus, Vetiver and Other Oils.


Shelf Life: 3 years


Manufactured In: USA

Material - Country Of Origin: USA

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What Our Customers Are Saying about Our Tired Old Ass Soak Bath Salts …

"My daughter is a river raft guide for whitewater rafting. I have seen her work, and it is extremely physically demanding. I got her some Tired Old Ass Soak for Christmas, and she said that towards the end of a grueling trip, all she can think about is soaking in a hot tub of sheer heaven. She now presents me with her Christmas list in July, and Tired Old Ass Soak is right there on the top." - Debby, Grand Junction,

"For a Christmas gift I gave Tired Old Ass Soak to a business associate of our law firm and she is still laughing. She said it made her day. Thanks for providing a lot of fun to some very overworked paralegals." - Sally Nehrenberg, Charlotte, NC

"I was starting a new but 'second time around' relationship at an age too close to 60 to discuss and I needed to put a gift package together. Thankfully your catalog came to my rescue. The Tired Old Ass Soak isn't the only reason my relationship is still going strong, but it sure helped me show that I have a sense of humor...and allowed me to test his humor level also." - Judy Laughin, Cape Cod, MA

"Friend sent me one last year and I laughed until I cried!" - Faye, Newnan, GA

"I bought this for my husband who works in a factory and comes home very tired with aching muscles. This product is so good at relieving his aches and pains. I recommend this product to old and young!! I now buy it by the gallon." - Pam Moore, Morrison, OK

"I work in retail and the job is very hard on the back, legs, and feet. I am constantly bending, lifting, walking, and standing. At the end of the day I am sore and exhausted. I come home and have a hot soak with the Tired Old Ass and it is amazing. I draw a hot bath, light some candles, put on some soothing music and turn off the lights. I become totally relaxed and my sore muscles feel so much better. This was originally purchased as a joke gift but I tried it and have been a faithful user ever since. I have started giving this as gifts and once they try it, the smirks turn to smiles. The sampler is great because it gives the person a chance to try all the products. I love this stuff!" - Brenda Syvinski, Concord, NH

"I'm the oldest of three sisters and fast approaching 60. I work full time and am on my feet a good part of the day, which only aggravates my arthritis. So, as a joke my younger sister gave me the Tired Old Ass Soak for Christmas, saying she knew how my tired old ass needed it. Well, I gotta say, it's wonderful, and I'm buying more! Funny name, wonderful product!" - Alison Majeau, Reading, MA

"I received this as a gift a few years ago. Besides the obvious humor factor, the stuff really does work. I'm purchasing an extra jar this time as a gift for my chiropractor." - Barbara, Columbia, MO

"I gave TOA soak to my uncle as a humor gift two years ago -- while we all had a great laugh, he now insists that this is the gift he wants for every occasion. He's been getting at least two jars every Christmas (and more in between). He loves it." - Doris Green, Oxon Hill, MD

"I've been using the product now for almost 6 years - it's soothing and gentle to skin, great for relaxing after a long day working in the yard!" - Celeste, Olathe, KS

"A nursing friend gave me a sample of this from her stash! I had the start of a horrible cold and I was studying for midterms. This cleared up my sinus, I was able to breathe, and studying was a breeze and I rocked my tests! HIGHLY RECOMMEND FOR STUDENTS and THE STRESSFUL TIMES..." - Sandra Cusumano, Campbellsville, KY

"Honestly, I thought this product was a joke & purchased it as such. A humorous show & tell for my colleagues. It sat around until it got hard..but cheapskate that I am, I didn't toss it out. I chipped it out of the jar & had a soak for myself. This is the real deal, people. Authentically therapeautic. Not flowery or medicinal scented. This should be sold in MD offices...especially orthopedic surgeons, podiatrists. And anywhere rigorous physical or occupational therapies are endured. It would fly off the shelves."-Ruth Perchard, Torrance, CA

"A few years ago at age 66 while on my first U.S. Peace Corps Volunteer assignment in southern Africa, a friend sent a jar as a joke. After laughing about it and showing it to other PCVs, I started using it and was I surprised! Most of every day during the three years I was away was spent walking, often on unpaved roads. By the end of a week, my feet reminded me that they were old and tired. I tried to use it sparingly because I did not expect her to send more - but, she did and I am eternally grateful. Needless to say, I am hooked. At age 74, I am indeed old; however, thanks to Tired old Ass Soak, my feet are not tired. Although my friend still sends at least one jar each year, I think it's time to purchase a supply. I will not mention her name -- if she knows I've bought it she may decide to stop sending it annually." - Bonnie Orton, Chicago, IL

"I bought this product initially as a gag gift for my runner's club gift swap because I thought the name was too funny. Aside from its funny name, this product really works great! I run long distances training for marathons, and it turns out that this product is amazing to soak in after a long run. It cuts muscle recovery time and stiffness at least in half. It's great aromatherapy, too. Would highly recommend it!" - Linda Peoples, Lafayette, NJ

”For my sister's 40th birthday, I got her some Tired Old Ass Soak along with a few other things. She loves it! She said she wanted to order some more but I asked her to wait as Christmas was coming up. Thanks for providing something to give her that I KNOW will be a hit." - Heidi, Bonifay, FL