A blend of salts high in iron and trace minerals and 100% pure essential oils of rosemary, eucalyptus, vetiver, among others, Tired Old Ass Soak perks you up again in a way that is no joke. If you're too pressed for time to take a bath, take a footbath-or quit your job. Life is too short to be worn out. Biodegradable, planet friendly, and 100% natural, it's a perfect gift for all the tired old bodies you know. 12 oz. jar.
This revitalizing mineral bath treats exhaustion and washes away the years of abuse you've put yourself through—just soak and sigh.
“For a Christmas gift I gave Tired Old Ass Soak to a business associate of our law firm and she is still laughing. She said it made her day. Thanks for providing a lot of fun to some very overworked paralegals.” — Sally Nehrenberg, Charlotte, NC
“I was starting a new but 'second time around' relationship at an age too close to 60 to discuss and I needed to put a gift package together. Thankfully your catalog came to my rescue. The Tired Old Ass Soak isn't the only reason my relationship is still going strong, but it sure helped me show that I have a sense of humor...and allowed me to test his humor level also.” — Judy Laughin, Cape Cod, MA
“My daughter is a river raft guide for whitewater rafting. I have seen her work, and it is extremely physically demanding. I got her some Tired Old Ass Soak for Christmas, and she said that towards the end of a grueling trip, all she can think about is soaking in a hot tub of sheer heaven. She now presents me with her Christmas list in July, and Tired Old Ass Soak is right there on the top.” — Debby, Grand Junction
“Friend sent me one last year and I laughed until I cried!” — Faye, Newnan, GA
“I bought this for my husband who works in a factory and comes home very tired with aching muscles. This product is so good at relieving his aches and pains. I recommend this product to old and young!! I now buy it by the gallon.” — Pam Moore, Morrison, OK
“I work in retail and the job is very hard on the back, legs, and feet. I am constantly bending, lifting, walking, and standing. At the end of the day I am sore and exhausted. I come home and have a hot soak with the Tired Old Ass and it is amazing. I draw a hot bath, light some candles, put on some soothing music and turn off the lights. I become totally relaxed and my sore muscles feel so much better. This was originally purchased as a joke gift but I tried it and have been a faithful user ever since. I have started giving this as gifts and once they try it, the smirks turn to smiles. The sampler is great because it gives the person a chance to try all the products. I love this stuff!” — Brenda Syvinski, Concord, NH
“I'm the oldest of three sisters and fast approaching 60. I work full time and am on my feet a good part of the day, which only aggravates my arthritis. So, as a joke my younger sister gave me the Tired Old Ass Soak for Christmas, saying she knew how my tired old ass needed it. Well, I gotta say, it's wonderful, and I'm buying more! Funny name, wonderful product!” — Alison Majeau, Reading, MA
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